I wouldn't want to be an American child in the year 2006. For one, I wouldn't be able to move around in school, out of fear of getting suspended for firing a paper clip at the janitor. I also wouldn't be able to feel too safe anymore, thanks to terror alerts. But most of all, I really really would hate to have the following over hyped people as role models:
Britney Spears: You know I was going to mention her. In 2005, Britney proclaimed: "In the future, I will refrain from discussing my private life in interviews. It will be expressed solely through art."
Of course it will, Britney, of course it will. The art of bad child rearing, the art of constantly making the wrong choices in your personal life, the art of conveniently forgetting to wear panties.
Mark Foley: Foley is a bad role model because of his (read on)
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Don't forget, 4-year-olds can be suspended for hugging their teacher's aide b/c the adults think it's sexual contact.
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